You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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