your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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