No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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