There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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