turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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