so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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