I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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