She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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