i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
