And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
