She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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