Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I could make wine with my vomit
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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