I bet he comes in French.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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