My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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