But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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