sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Two words: nipple clamps
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