so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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