this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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