Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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