There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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