I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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