next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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