yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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