Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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