even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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