I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
