you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
