My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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