There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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