i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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