i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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