all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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