PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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