But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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