Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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