I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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