i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
You may now shotgun with the bride
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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