i think i have herpe
just one?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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