i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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