Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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