We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I have post one night stand depression
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