Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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