belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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