well most of my day revolves around power hour
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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