Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
thus making me awesome and them whores
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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