How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She bit a glass in half.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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