i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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