So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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