I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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