I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Farmville is her only friend.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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