That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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